People who cannot take a joke

(SHORT BLOG)

These people are the biggest kill joys.

People who have no sense of humour are totally different to people who cannot take jokes, so lets not get them mixed up; people who cannot take jokes make me sad because their lives must be so pointless that they have to get in as many confrontations as possible to get some human connection, its an illness. Psychologically speaking, these people must be mentally sick, like shit, grow a pair, cop it on the chin OR retaliate with ANOTHER JOKE, not with "awh look at me, i dont respect you anymore because i got owned and you laughed".

People who usually cant take jokes are angry people, mostly at themselves with low self esteems, and again, find satisfaction in taking things personally because its the only human contact they get.

To condensify, don't associate with these people, waste of human flesh.

Benny-boy

What men want

What men want from their girlfriends, its extremely simple.

1. Respect our time with our mates, because they've been around longer, therefore they're more important at some points, especially when the games on.
2. We love you, thats why we're with you. If we wanted to root you and leave you, we wouldn't bother asking you out.
3. If we talk to other girls, we're not cheating... We're talking.
4. Cater to our needs!
5. Do things that make us happy, then we'll do stuff that makes you happy, its a 2 way street baby.
6. We always think you're beautiful, even when we don't say it. And just because we don't say it doesn't mean we're not thinking it.
7. When we say things, 10 times out of 10 if its offensive it was a joke and we didn't mean to call your outfit a little 'Ellen DeGeneres'
8. Don't try to like the things that we like because we like them, you'll end up ruining it or making us laugh :P
9. You already have us, so you don't need to be taking 4 hours to get ready for a 2 hour movie cummon ladies haha
10. BE YOURSELF, we love you for who you are, so continue doing your thing baby.

Do that and you'll be the most epic girlfriend ever! :D

(i probably missed a few things, but yeah, who cares)

Benny-boy

Boredom

A disease which is actually cured by 'walking it off'.

The reason why im writing this blog is actually because im bored :D so no irony people. No irony.

Why do we get bored? Who knows?

Actually, i know! Here is my theorem!

Since we have experienced what it is like to have extreme amounts of fun, our brain recognises things such as being with people and doing a number of other mentally stimulating things as being 'fun' (Fun may include paintball, parites or even homework, depends who you are). Since our brain has set a benchmark for what is fun, anything underneath this benchmark can make you 'bored'.

To use an example, if you usually eat Smiths chips (lets call this the benchmark or centre point) and one day you eat Kettle chips and that makes you happy, then you go back to the Smiths chips, which satisfy you. Then one day you eat Home Brand chips and you're all like, nope get out. Hence you being unhappy with the chippies!

If you take the smiths chips as being everyday life, kettle chips being parties and home brand chips as doing nothing at all, you can see how we can be bored!

Whats worse is when the things that usually make us 'Kettley' (yeah i invented another word!) like i have my 'Two and a half men' seasons, don't cut it for some reason! So even the things that usually make you happy cant even take you out of your bored state because you've gone so far into this bored state that only something really awesome can snap you out of it!

To condensify, try to keep yourself occupied, i used this blog as a way to keep my mind going, so as long as you're not just sitting there doing nothing, you'll be sweet!

'Stay classy twenty-ten'

Benny-boy

Relationships

Writing this one for a friend, she knows who she is :)

Relationships!

My definition (For 15-21): Best Friends who want to see each other a lot with benefits that they do not share with anyone else.

My definition (for 22+): Someone you seriously consider spending your life with, so you become intimate mentally and physically to see whether you are compatible or not.

Honestly, if you can say you've been truly in love at the age of 16... then you're either lying, or you've found someone really special, really yearly in your life.

Relationships for people 13-17 are mostly peer pressured, and are a phase in adolescent life. At such a tender age, with no real grasp of what LIFE is, let alone what LOVE is, it is impossible to state that one is truly in love.

My take on love? Love is when you've just seen your girlfriend or boyfriend, you've said good-bye and you already miss them. Love is when you can talk for hours non-stop about random things, and nothing is a taboo subject. Love is even just staring into your lovers eyes for a while without saying a single word... I guarantee that people in the teenage age bracket will say "IVE FELT ALL THOSE THINGS!" and to that i say... Bullshat.

Relationships for people over 21 are very different, because they are for different reasons. When someone from that age bracket gets in a relationship there is many things they need to consider i.e when do we move in together, how often do i see him/her, do i want to marry this person etc... and for this reason, i believe relationships for people in that age bracket NEED to be more meaningful, because they are getting to the age of wanting to be married, or wanting to have a child.

To condensify, im not bagging anyone out, if you want to be in a relationship at a young age, go for it! All im saying is that don't be all like "zomg i lub u 4eva babbee" because it ain't gon' happen yo' :D

'Stay classy twenty-ten'

benny-boy

A melody stuck in your head? Is your iPod stuck on replay?

Isn't it awesome when a good song is stuck in your head, and you sing it and then everyone sings it along with you?

Don't you hate it when a REALLY silly song gets sung, and you start to think about its silly billy-ness and you then end up singing it and getting it permanently implanted into your brainium?!

(Oh yeah i question marked and exclamation marked... oh yeah.)

Like the other day, someone sang 'Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cap...' etc and then everyone started to sing it! 20 minutes later my friend said "OH MYLANTA! Ben i cannot get this darn song out of my head! I was all like, Jabba the Hut my good man, all you be singing i "sheeshauusheeshaashuu" NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!

This got me thinking... Why does our brainium (patent pending) want us to remember all the useless stuff like stupid songs, but when we try to remember formula's or other important shit, we forget it?

I think that because we do not WANT to remember something, our subconscious takes over and remember it without even knowing, like subliminal messaging. What i think, and what has already been proven, is that if we want to remember something, we should listen to it rather than read it! HA! Or, you can turn it into a shitty song "a squared + b, a squared + b, a squared + b, eeequals C, thats py-thag-aruu-us... etc"

(copyright on the Pythagorus song [Sony Records] )

To Condensify, if you have a song stuck in your head, be nice and don't tell anyone because then they'll have the song in their head too, and then they'll sing it too you... It's a never ending cycle... THE PLAGUE!

'Stay classy twenty-ten'

Benny-boy

Time

I know i haven't blogged in a long time... i just haven't found the time!

Time...

Imagine we didn't have time? Or dates...

Most of our stress is because of time; getting there on time, being on time, leaving at a certain time to be there on time...

Time also controls us; eating, sleeping, t.v shows... and sometimes number 1 or 2, or 1 and 2.

Back to the original point of having a world with no time...

Life would be so much more free because all our appointments wouldn't matter, and we'd still be able to keep appointments by saying "ill meet you at ____ just before sundown" or something.

I think most peoples lives would be over, not knowing what time to do things because we are so dependant on time! You might think its a bad thing being controlled by time, but no one could live without it :D

WHO EVEN INVENTED TIME!

-Benny boy