Anyway, enough about my awesome life and back to the blog.
I don't know if you guys have heard it lately, but its sort of popped up in my head, and im all like, 'Holy santa claus shit, i need to blog this bitch' and i am, right now... and now. Now too... and yeah! So remember how your parents or grandparents or any old person would be all like "Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy playstations!" and you'd just sit there looking at your playstation and be like... "WOAH, how the fuck you live you're life you crazy mathafakas!" What they neglected to say was for half a cent, they could buy 10 pounds of candy, watch a movie, play atari, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE RIDE HOME! When i found all this info out i was all like "if you can do all of that, who the fuck needs a playstation gaaaadammit!" In MY day it costs $16 for a movie, $2 for an average candy bar, and $2.10 for the ride home, AND i gotta watch my back because i could be getting shanked at any moment!... Gimme the damn '60s any day if i can get a candybar for a cent and walk the streets with my millions of dollars without getting shanked!
What trips me out about this whole thing is that... I'LL probably be saying 'Back in my day' to my kids or other random children in parks! Some people right now might be saying "Oh Ben how can you be so hard on (teehee you just said hard on, in your head, because if you're reading this out to yourself its kinda weird, no offence :D) all these old people?" We'll to that i answer, "HAH i made you say 'hard on' teehee!"
So the next time an old person keeps getting in your kool-aid about the whole playstation situation, you just be all like 'FUCK A PLAYSTATION, gimme ma gaddamn 1cent candy BITCH!'
Stay Classy twenty-ten!
Benny-boy
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