A beautiful second language i picked up whilst encountering individuals who have utterly dull-witted query's. Also known as people of the 'fuckwit' tribe, or the 'whatthehellyoucannotbethatstupid' conglomerate. Many a people i know or have known belong to one of those groups, and i thank-god everyday for the invention of sarcasm, because without it, i would have to answer some really crazy shit.
Sarcasm, though great! Can be seen as offensive if used in an incorrect manner, and i, Bennabous The Thirteenth, will teach you how to use sarcasm!
(I'd like to advise you of something before reading on... I'm awesome:) )
When to use sarcasm:
- When asked a really stupid question
i.e (its 11am) idiot: "Hey is it daylight?"... you: "Nope, not for 30 more days because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the sun again"
- When someone makes a stupid suggestion and think its funny
i.e (you're on a bridge) idiot: "Hey wouldn't it be random if i jumped and the bridge fell hahahaha" you: "Yeah, just like it'd be funny if you FELL of the bridge"
When not to use sarcasm:
- When someone truly doesn't know the answer of the question their asking, or asks a question that only you think is stupid
i.e (they just came out of a coma) Person: "Where am i?" You: "Oh well you were on a rollercoaster and it went so fast you cut through the fabric of time and ended up in the hospital bed" ... totally not cool man.
To condensify, you can see that sarcasm can be used in more situations that not, but use it wisely or else you'll be know as the 'annoying sarcastic' of your group instead of the 'funny guy who knows when to use sarcasm"
Stay classy twenty-ten!
Benny-boy
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